Hello, I hope you all had a wonderful weekend and are ready for the new week ahead. Well in case you just aren't feeling in the mood to have a good laugh today here is a very simple joke to share with friends.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable!
Okay okay, that wasn't really the joke but this is....
So a man calls the the Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. An old man pulls up and gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"Okay here's what we do. I'm gonna go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated.
"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
For any questions or comments drop me a line below, thanks! -TWM
YouTube: TheWiseMatthew
Twiiter @thewisematthew
I know I know, it's dreaded Monday and for most of us that means back to work or school grrr, but don't worry! I have decided to liven up my blog with a theme for every weekday so more of you will come back to see something new EVERYDAY...well at least that's what I will attempt to do hahaha! Enjoy....
Joke: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
Answer: A pumpkin patch!
For any questions or comments drop me a line below, thanks! -TWM
YouTube: TheWiseMatthew
Twiiter @thewisematthew
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